*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child
I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this
You lost interest in me as fast as I lost my breath when I first saw you.